K.J. Apa Was Only Kinda Gay Porn-y On Riverdale Premiere

Riverdale has really gone down in its 43rd season! Actually, this week saw the premiere of Riverdale season five, and unfortunately, K.J. Apa was only lowkey gay porn-y in his shirtless scene. Considering that we've already seen Apa's ass in Songbird, I'm not exactly sure what bargaining chips the CW thinks it's working with. In the words of our Lawd and savior Dorothy Zbornak "Honey, I don't think there's enough sugar left in the bowl." Either outdo Songbird by delivering graphic and offensive gay content or we walk!

Anyway, you're here to see K.J. Apa's latest shirtless scene on Riverdale, and I'm here to reluctantly deliver it to you. Archie is like a boxer or something and while training with Zane Holtz he shows off some sexy moves in the gym.

We get a little of this...

Some of diz...

A dash of diz...

And even...

But I'm still not buying the gay porn fantasy. Remember, there once was a time when we got DIZ...

Now that's what I call gay porn 27! Are you into the latest Riverdale or has that ship done sailed? Let us know in the comments...

See K.J. Apa's full nude and shirtless scenes here