Justin Bieber may be a cult-following religious zealot, and he may have a patriotic Pigeon Forge souvenir blanket inked across his chest, but as long as that dick is still attached to this bod, I won't be able to quit him. It's something that I've learned to accept about myself and I hope you can do the same!
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Anyway, the twenty-six-year-old Canadian crooner recently posted his tat transformation video while only wearing bulge-revealing white boxer briefs. Bieber got his tattoos airbrushed out for his music video for the single Anyone. Does Anyone still listen to his music? This I cannot answer. But everyone is talking about how sexy Justin looks chilling with his balls smushed between his legs in this chair.
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What's amazing to me is that for as off-the-rails as some of these starlets go emotionally, they're always able to find their way to the gym. The man is posting things to his 156 MILLION Instagram followers like:
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And...
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Yet somehow he doesn't miss leg day at the gym. Truly admirable. I guess what I'm asking is: Will joining a celebrity cult make me hot, and if so where do I sign up?