If your ad algorithm is anything like mine, you've been seeing commercial after commercial pimping the new Showtime series Your Honor. It's a gritty drama about a judge whose son is involved in a hit-and-run - an event that forces the judge to defy his own moral convictions as he races to protect his son from persecution. The premise of the series is anti-clickbait for gays, and naturally I never intended to see Your Honor, write about it, or acknowledge its existence in any capacity.
Until. Meow. I just saw that the son - played by Hunter Doohan - has a nude scene in the first episode, and that in that nude scene he reveals one of the highest and tightest asses in Hollywood herstory. Frankly speaking, with an ass like that, who cares if he ran over someone with a car? Rite ladies? The next time you catch your ass in the mirror after seeing Hunter's, you'll want to get run over by a car. Sorry! It's just THAT good.
Are you watching Your Honor? Are you going to watch Your Honor now that you've seen Hunder Doohan's butt? I swear I shall give the hole truth!