Critics aren't connecting with Shawn Mendes' new Netflix documentary In Wonder, which only further proves that critics in 2020 are out of touch with audiences' needs and wants. In Wonder is a success, because we all know, at the end of the day, that Shawn Mendes has a floppy double wide 8.5-inch cock dangling between his hairy thighs. What more do these critics want?!
Sadly Shawn Mendes doesn't go full frontal in In Wonder, but he does deliver the next best thing. We all remember that he kicked off the trailer for In Wonder with a gratuitous and porny shower. And it turns out that the movie is no different. Only 30 seconds into the doc, Mendes strips down for a Men.com-approved shower shot that lasts forty seconds. It's soooo stupid. And soooo hot.
If you're weighing whether or not to check out the full doc versus simply yanking it to these lovingly-crafted GIFs, let me remind you of this piece of dialogue from the trailer. Here's Mendes talking about a convo he had with his girlfriend Camila Cabello:
My song comes on the radio and I’m like ‘Everything is about you, they’ve always been about you,' and she was like ‘What do you mean?’ and I’m like ‘They’re all about you, like, every song I’ve ever wrote.'
Hey guys. Every dirty poorly-worded blog post I've ever wrote... they're all about you. Like, every post I've ever wrote.