Who’d You Rather Finger: Finn Wittrock Or His Brother Dylan Wittrock?

November 18, 2020
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I was today years old when I learned that Finn Wittrock has a brother named Dylan Wittrock, who also works as an actor. Two Wittrocks and only one lifetime to enjoy them both? Not fair! In case you've been under a Wittrock this year, Finn's star power rose significantly following his starring role in Ryan Murphy's Netflix series Ratched. Previously Finn always seemed to play second fiddle to Murphy's A-listers like Matt Bomer (in American Horror Story) and Darren Criss (in American Crime Story: Versace). But after the world got a look at Finn's gorgeous face, sexy ass, and fat prosthetic cock in Ratched, all bets were off. Who could ever be sexier than Finn Wittrock?

In. Walks. Dylan. He's an actor like his brother, and the two even starred together in a 2015 indie titled The Submarine Kid, in which both brothers go shirtless on camera. Since Dylan doesn't have nearly as many shirtless pics and vids as his brother, for this Who'd You Rather Finger, you'll have to mainly go by visages. I'm including some of the best pics of what Finn and Dylan made out with in the genetic lottery below. Check out their hotness and then head to the comments to let us know ::audience chimes in:: Who... You'd... Rather... Finger!