Matthew McConaughey’s Thick Penis and Adam DeVine’s Perineum!

From Mr. Man:

We’re having a birthday bonernanza this week! Matthew McConaughey turns 51, and he looks alright alright alright in the Beach Bum when he shows off his thick penis while pissing. But nothing can hold a candle to his iconic stripping in Magic Mike!

Sam Rockwell turns a year older than Matt this week! He Rockwelled our world in Box of Moonlight when he showed off his hot package during a skinny dip! Rockwell will help you get your rocks off!

Adam Devine joins the 37 club this week! in Game Over, Man! We were the real winners when we got to peep his epic pantsless scene, compete with a rare celeb taint shot. ’Taint nothing wrong with that!

Indie darling Ethan Hawke turns the big 5-0 this week! In Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead he was dead sexy when he let his hot ass hang out. We always gawk at Hawke. But… too bad he didn’t show his cock.

And now for the Quickie! Game of Thrones is getting the 4K Blu-ray treatment, and we’re treating ourselves to a peek at the show’s hottest nude stars! I. E.: Alfie Allen, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Kit Harington, Rob Callender, Pedro Pascal, and Richard Madden… to name a sexy few. Game of Thrones will please your bone!