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Hot Men Are Having Sex With Their Pumpkins After Halloween. R U?

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Peter Peter pumpkin breeder. Is what everyone is saying these days! Hot hunky men are plowing their leftover jack-o-lanterns after Halloween, and the video evidence is quite a sight to behold. If I'm being completely frank, I think Halloween is a dumb Holiday for straight people, but by Grinchian attitude towards the most important holiday for women in their mid-30s is about to change. If someone had simply told me that you fuck the jack-o-lantern with your thick hairy cock after you're done displaying it, I would have understood. I would have understood!

The fine folks at C&C dug up some pumpkin fucking footage that's downright gourd-geous. Check out the vids here and head to the comments to let us know if you've ever fucked a pumpkin!  AKA nature's Fleshjack...

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