Cameron Dallas Debuted New Hair And Is Officially Hot Now Okay?

October 26, 2020
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You guys have consistently been lukewarm about Cameron Dallas, and I consistently post about him despite the lack of interest. Democracy dies in darkness. Sorry 'bout it. No but for real, Cameron looks like the average twenty-something guy you'd see at an average Target in an average city. And guess what bitches? That's my exact type.

Despite the fact that the people have spoken - and that what they've said is that they don't want Cameron Dallas - I have something that might just change your minds. Dallas is known for his obnoxious Instagram locks that he constantly has to brush out of his eyes like a douche.

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There’s nothing better than getting outdoors and reconnecting with yourself and who you are as a man. The smell of @bulgariparfums new Man Glacial Essence reminds me of just that #ConquerYourGreatness #BvlgariMAN #ManGlacialEssence
A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 17, 2020 at 11:19am PDT

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It gets better as you swipe
A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Aug 2, 2020 at 2:22pm PDT

But all that changes today. Dallas debuted a short Army-but-make-it-gay-porn haircut, and I am living! And even if you don't like the person or the hair, can we at least agree that he has dick sucking lips up to here?

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A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 21, 2020 at 6:10pm PDT

Here's a deal. If we get eight or more comments on this post, I swear I will never write about Cameron Dallas again. Put your money where your mouth is, h8ers.