Gus Kenworthy Posts Pic Of His Fat Bruised Ass

 

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Pupper-razzi'd 🐕🦊

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Feb 17, 2020 at 4:53pm PST

You guys know from my Pete Buttigieg obsession that I need a truly, clinically, debilitatingly obese ass to keep me satisfied. I keep pitching My 600 lb Ass to TLC but I haven't heard anything back for some reason!

Not many men can scratch my itch for sickly overweight cheeks, but Gus Kenworthy certainly can. The openly gay Olympic freeskiing jock/cub combo recently took to his Instagram Story to share a picture of his ass after a fall. As with a peach, the bruise only makes it sweeter. First Kenworthy gauged his followers' interest in a nude picture by posting:

He apparently received enough enthusiasm to release his ass pic. Next, Gus Kenworthy prolonged our anticipation with:

Before finally offering that sweet release with his epic ass!

I'd go into detail about what exactly I'd do to that absolute shelf, but as a faith-based mommy blogger it's better that I leave that up to your imagination. (HINT: I wouldn't not wear them as earmuffs on a brisk winter day.) Head to the comments to let us know what exactly you'd do to Gus' double-wide dumper!