Who’d You Rather Finger: Young Mike Pence Or Young Joe Biden?

i want young joe biden and young mike pence to eiffel tower me pic.twitter.com/3SqMyzEZVi

— luke☆ (@VROOMVROOMLUKE) October 6, 2020

Mike Pence hates gay people and calls his wife "mother." So naturally he's my type. Joe Biden dedicated his life to the American people and deeply cares about the future of our country. Which honestly leaves my bussy on the arid side. But that's just me! For this special patri-erotic Who'd You Rather Finger, check out the images of young Mike Pence and young Joe Biden, and decide who deserves your vote. And by vote I mean hand.

Young Joe Biden

I can’t believe this is young Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/J4ZEEge99F

— candice ✿ (@beatleswift) October 8, 2020

Young Mike Pence

what is young mike pence playing pic.twitter.com/GBZy9wOLkV

— harris (@evilrudeguy1) October 8, 2020

They're both giving me very "A Separate Peace" vibes - for anyone who has read that book - and honestly if that isn't my kink I don't know what is. Of course the problem with choosing Pence is that Karen would have to be in the room. Who am I kidding. That's a plus! Give these two a once over and head to the comments to let us know who deserves your digits!