Advertising in many countries outside of the United States is often more sexually explicit than what's acceptable here (although don't you dare tell me that you wouldn't gladly get tag teamed by the red and yellow M&M's) and Hugh Jackman's new Australian campaign for R.M. Williams boots is certainly no exception!
What can I say? The boots are comfortable. @RMWilliamsUK #ad pic.twitter.com/nVV6lXZdCa
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) October 1, 2020
The fifty-one-year-old Aussie reminds us of just how damn endearing and funny (and hawt) he is by sitting in a chair fully nude - sans his R.M. Williams boobs. In the bit, he thinks that his contractual obligation to only R.M. Williams boots means that he can only R.M. Williams boots. While a company executive assures Jackman that clothes are acceptable, if not preferred, Jackman refuses to budge on his duties as the company's spokeswolverine.
For most of the commercial the majority of Jackman's no-no area remains hidden behind his chair. But in one shot we see his blurred out penis and balls as he leans forward to admire the craftsmanship of his boots. Meanwhile I'm here wanting to admire his SHAFTmanship! Rite ladies? Rite?
Honestly Hugh Jackman is about as charismatic as they come, and it's hot seeing just how comfortable in his skin he is in this commercial. The spot actually ends with Jackman hilariously rubbing his taint back and forth on his chair while admiring its quality. When Jackman invites the exec to sit on the chair when he's done, the flustered exec declines. Sit on it? I'd eat breakfast lunch and dinner off of it!