We Made The Nude Scenes From The Boys In The Band Into GIFs

The Boys in the Band is the new Netflix series starring the spew's spew of sexy openly gay celebrities including Jim Parsons, Matt Bomer, Zachary Quinto, Charlie Carver, Andrew Rannells, and American's zaddy Tuc Watkins. Yes, the movie is receiving rave reviews (it more or less brings together the winning team from the 2018 Broadway revival of the original 1968 off-Broadway play, so no surprises there), but we could have never ever expected that it would bring some of the year's most lauded nudity. Not to mention one of the most influential penis debuts of the 21st century!

*SPOILERS* Matt Bomer plays Jim Parsons' bestie and former fling, and at the very beginning of the movie he casually strips nude for a shower at Jim's condo. This all goes down before the entire cast assembles at Jim's place for a birthday party that he is throwing for his frenemy, played by Zachary Quinto. We see Bomer's fat as holy hell ass as he gets into the shower...

But the real magic goes down after he cleans up. Matt steps out of the shower with his big penis, balls, and fluffy dark bush on full display for all of the world to see.

That's how you make a frontal debut! Andrew Rannells and Tuc Watkins are lovers in real life, and in The Boys in the Band they play a couple in the process of defining their relationship. A big problem for the duo is that Rannells wants to be Tuc's boyfriend while also allowed to sleep around.

Tuc is reminded of the extent to which Rannells does just that when he discovers that Rannells and a fellow guest at the birthday party (Matt Bomer) previously had sex. The audience is treated to a brief flash of Bomer and Rannells' hookup - during which ASStute observers will notice that we get a flash of Rannells' girthy penis!

Possibly the most tender (and, who are we kidding, boner-inducing) scene goes to Alpha Miknas and Mark Thomas Young. Alpha plays Bernard (Michael Benjamin Washington) during a flashback to the moment he skinny-dipped with his first love after they had sex for the first time. It's full of loss, longing, and long penises.

The Boys in the Band is, more or less, a movie about gay self-hatred. But if you're gay, something tells me these GIFs will have you experience some self-loving!