Battle of the Bulge: Finn Wittrock vs. Evan Peters!

Who Is Hotter?

— Mr Man (@MrMan) September 30, 2020

From the second we saw Finn Wittrock's hot fat ass, sexy scowl, and defined muscles on the new Netflix series Ratched, we could's help but wonder: Who would we rather spork - Finn or Evan Peters? Finn and Evan are two of Ryan Murphy's most prolific muses, and we've seen them both strip down a number of times on American Horror Story.

Finn gave up his ass on Freak Show while Evans has gone nude in many many scenes, including his wet and wild freak out on Coven and his aggressive hose-down on Asylum. Plus we can't forget about his gay sex scene with Colton Haynes on Cult! Check out some of the GUYlights from both Finn Wittrock and Evan Peters and decide who wins this Battle of the Bulge by using the Twitter poll above!