Max Ehrich Claims Demi Never Contacted Him About Breakup, Desperately Reaches Out On Instagram

September 28, 2020
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Max Ehrich is pouring fuel on the flames of his gay rumor by being extra and public as hell about a breakup. Overly dramatized breakups are about as gay as a quadruple sided dildo, and Max is not going gently into that good night after his split from Demi Lovato.

If you need a refresher on Max Ehrich's alleged gay past, you can head HERE. Basically every gay and their DILF in Los Angeles and New York has a story about some Max Ehrich gay hookup or another. Max and Demi Lovato made their relationship quarantine official this past March, and between then and September went so far as to get engaged. But recently Demi spilled the beans on their split - beans which supposedly Max Enrich himself didn't know about!

Not only did Max lash out in a now-deleted series of Instagram posts, but he did so using... wait for it... an Ariana Grande quote 😱. Addressing your breakup with an Ariana Grande quote is about as gay as a quadruple sided dild... oh wait I already did that. Well it's gay okay? Here's what Max had to say on his Insta Story:

Please stop trying to thank you, next me.

Note: lol

For I’m just a human being who has to go to work tomorrow AM where there are families with kids relying on me. To this moment… we haven’t spoken over the phone… we haven’t even officially ended anything to each other, literally. I’m here in real time with y’all. I love Demetria and just want her to be healthy and safe.

He finished things off with:

If you’re reading this… I love you always… unconditionally… no matter what.

And then a video of him moodily lipsyncing the chorus to Britney Spears' Toxic. KIDDING! Sexuality is private and sacred and fluid and - as I previously stated - I would NEVER, EVER offer Max Ehrich a blowjob in a blog post. Like, that would be fucking gross. Max, DO NOT reply below with a squirt emoji if you want a blowjob.