Jacob Elordi Caught In Just A Towel While Vacationing In Mexico

September 24, 2020
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Euphoria starlet Jacob Elordi gave the paps an eyeful when he sashayed around his Mexican villa in just a towel. He's down there at the moment with his supermodel lover Kaia Gerber and her parents - Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. I - a non celebrity - didn't even realize that one could travel to Mexico right now due to COVID-19, but I guess that's what makes me a sad hill person clown and these people stars.

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@jacobelordi and @kaiagerber have some fun in the sun together while on vacation in Mexico with Kaia’s parents. Tap this picture in the LINK IN BIO to see the hot new pics of the new couple’s getaway. #KaiaGerber #JacobElordi Photos: Backgrid

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But if I'm being honest, Jacob really does deserve better than me. Better than all of us. Just look at this man. We got plenty of looks at his toned to perfection bawdy and even his obese dumper on Euphoria, but pap pics are notoriously unforgiving, and even under the glare of direct sunlight here, Jacob looks absolutely flawless. All of THIS not vacationing in Mexico during a pandemic?

Kaia Gerber and Jacob Elordi were spotted packing on the PDA during a trip to Mexico with her parents - check out lots of new pics! https://t.co/yzVBmQAk64

— JustJared.com (@JustJared) September 19, 2020

It would frankly be a crime. Season two of Euphoria won't begin filming until 2021, but a special COVID episode will be released between seasons one and two to tide fans of the show over. You guys probably don't need to be reminded that season one brought THAT locker room scene with twenty-one high school penises, so who knows what the plot of season two will be about. Twenty-TWO penises? One can only assume!

Kaia Gerber and Jacob Elordi Enjoy Vacation in Mexico With Her Parents - https://t.co/knHFgUf8l5 pic.twitter.com/R8vtdJcRfB

— tvcrunch (@tvcrunch2) September 22, 2020