Finn Wittrock has flown under Hollywood's sex appeal radar in a way that's fairly shocking if you actually take a second to look at this man from top to bottom. I just did a full analysis on him and the results are in: Finn Wittrock has got it going on! Like, dayumn. I'm over halfway through the new Ryan Murphy series Ratched on Netflix, and while Finn does play a tortured murderer, he's MY tortured murderer. Luv u boo!
Seriously he gives a sexy brooding gaze like no other, and his body is exquisitely jacked. Finn is thirty-five-years-old and we've seen his nude bod on screen prior to Ratched thanks to his other werk with Murphy. Our best look at Finn's butt came on the worst season of American Horror Story. He stripped down on Freak Show in 2014 to flaunt his wildly squeezable ass cheeks.
Cut to 2020, and those cheeks are just as squeezable as ever! Finn strips down a handful of times on Ratched (which provides the origin story of Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) and while the scenes are lacking the hardcore homoerotic imagery that I feel like I frankly deserve at this point in my life, it's always a win when Finn shows skin. Fin.
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