Top Five: Rock Hard Celebrity Cocks!

From Mr. Man:

The celebrities on this list work hard for the money! Literally! From A-listers who aren’t afraid to show off their raging erections on screen to indie darlings who get hard for art, these are the top give rock hard cocks here at Mr. Man that you need in your life right now!

At number five it’s Shia LaBeouf in Nymphomaniac: Vol. I. He got a porn star assist with his real sex scene, but that isn’t stopping us from imagining that we’re really seeing Shia’s throbbing penis. Crazier things have happened!

At number four it’s the boys of Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual. These gorgeous skateboarders sword fight with their raging boners. Hmm, Sjur Nyvold is harder but Tor Erik Bøe is more hung. How do we decide who wins the fight?

In third place we have Gabino Rodríguez in I Am Happiness On Earth. He puts the “penis” in “Happiness” when he strips down his pants to release his uncut erection!

And our runner up spot goes to two men - Jesse Metzger and Brenden Gregory in I Want Your Love. Yes they have real gay sex, and yes we get a closeup of Brenden’s hairy hole, but the MVPs of this short are the two rock hard cocks! Duh!

And the best rock hard celebrity cock in herstory is of course Martin Hedman in Kärlekens språk 2000. We even see his penis as it goes from salaciously soft to hellaciously hard right before our very eyes! What, like it’s hard?

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