There’s An Instagram With Just Athletes In Very Tight Spandex

September 3, 2020
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Instagram's "suggestions" tab has profiled and frankly defiled me with its shockingly sexual homoerotic content... and I liveeeeeee! ::Disco music starts playing:: Mark Zuckerberg has truly great taste when it comes to pornographicly hot gay content, and this Instagram page that only features very attractive athletes wearing Spandex is certainly no exception.

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Is that where he keeps the baton?
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Jul 12, 2020 at 7:24am PDT

I began scrolling through @footballandspandex_2.0 after seeing it suggested to me, and I just knew that it was something you guys were going to not hate a lot.

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Making the right moves.
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Aug 21, 2020 at 7:34am PDT

We get tons of Sean Cody-level sculpted dudes who don't seem to notice or mind that their penises, balls, and fat asses are on full display thanks to some very clingy outfits.

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Worth a slap.
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Aug 29, 2020 at 8:51am PDT

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Gotta love wrestling.
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Jul 16, 2020 at 6:01am PDT

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I love everything about this pic.
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Jul 5, 2020 at 7:48am PDT

Obviously there are thousands and thousands of thirsty as hell Instagram profiles out there that Mark Zuckerberg has carefully curated for our homosexual appreciation, so please share any and all great finds in the comments below!

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Wet & sweaty by @footballjockstraps
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Jun 26, 2020 at 6:35am PDT

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I'm ready for the rematch.
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Jun 19, 2020 at 6:11am PDT

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I'm feeling like a run now.
A post shared by footballandspandex_2.0 (@footballandspandex_2.0) on Jun 9, 2020 at 7:04pm PDT