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You’re not gonna want to miss this one. 🌡😏 (Swipe 👈🏼) 👽 Now hiring, slide into the DM’s 😉🤣
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River Viiperi is the male model to beat in 2020 and he certainly seems to have his finger on the pulse of what us fashion insiders are looking for. We want pubes. We want bulge. And we want them now! There's absoultely nooooo shortage of shirtless pics of River on Instagram, and honestly there isn't even a shortage of River in Speedos and underwear, but we can always use more looks at his under pubes. If you don't have under pubes in 2020 then you're not doing drag.
In his latest series of videos, River gets rubbed down by some very lucky assistants as they apply tanner on him. He takes a video of his lady assistants rubbing their hands excruciatingly close to his no-no, and for a brief second we get to see his pubes sticking out from the leg opening of his swimwear (or is it underwear? WHATEVER you get the idea!)
This is the literal definition of giving the people what they want, and we would like to thank River for being so wildly high key thirsty all the time. If this isn't what Instagram was made for then I'd sure like to know what it was!
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It’s Thursday. Aren’t you thirsty? - #CalvinKlein #Underwear #ThirstyThursday #StayHome
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