Celebrate Keanu Reeves’ Birthday With His Penis And Gay Scene!

September 2, 2020
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Keanu Reeves has become the Internet's "it" girl, and the fact that today is his 56th birthday has Twitter all in a tizzy. In fact Keanu Reeves' birthday has been one of the top ten trending topics on Twitter this morning. So to celebrate this legend's legacy of hotness we're rounding up his nizastiest scenes to date. I mean, obvy.

Everyone knows that Keanu Reeves played Neo in The Matrix trilogy, and everyone knows that he recently reprised his role as Ted in Bill & Ted Face the Music, but did you know that one decade ago he flashed his daddy dick in Henry's Crime?

'Tis true! We only get semi-penis here, but it's enough to let us know that Keanu's probably packing a nice chunky meat stick. Not to mention one hell of a bush. Keanu's other best nude scene to date can be found in My Own Private Idaho. He's quite da ho indeed when he has a threesome with River Phoenix and Udo Kier. The scene is shot in an artistic tableau vivant style, so we don't get hardcore double penetration or anything of the sort, but it's still hot to see Keanu and the legendary River Phoenix bedding the same trick.