From Mr. Man:
Irish actors are known as much for their adorable accents as they are for their sizable members, and today we’re exposing what’s under those four-leaf clovers. We’ve rounded up the top five sexiest Irish actors who dared to bare their Blarney Stones. After all, Guinness isn’t the only Irish export with a thick head!
At number five it’s Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Tangled. During a photoshoot he flashes his smile… and even strips down to flash something else as well. Psst. His penis.
And at number four we have the famously hung Liam Neeson in Under Suspicion. He might have the biggest penis in Hollywood, but until he provides a closer look, he ain’t getting any higher on this list. A matter of principle.
Next we have the indescribably gorgeous Colin Farrell. His adorable smile and puppy dog eyes are enough to get fans going, so just imagine audiences’ reactions when Colin exposed his big dick and balls during a gay scene in Alexander.
Our runner up Irish penis belongs to the tight twunk, Paul Mescal. He busted onto the scene with his bold performance in Normal People, but the size of his schlong is anything but normal.
And the hottest Irish actor to go frontal is Michael Fassbender in Shame. There’s no shame in Michael’s game when he lets his huge hog swing side to side while walking. We hate to see him go, but we love to watch his penis. Wait, what?