After K.J. Apa deleted all of his Instagram pictures almost exactly a year ago, we had a dearth of K.J. Apa shirtlessness that sent my Apa lust careening towards a fever pitch. We want what we can't have! Initially, he rebuilt his Instagram with non-shirtless pics - something that I attributed to Jesus - but slowly but surely Apa got with the BROgram and began sharing his tits and pics with us on the reg.
But as of late the shirtless pics have really really really picked up, and I have to say, the glut of near-identical shirtless K.J. Apa imagery has become somewhat of a double edges sword. How do I say this delicately. I'm bored af. No not really! But there's something to be said for changing things up every now and again. Like, we get it. You're physically perfect. Now what can you do with phallic produce, ya know? Rite ladies?
Thankfully as of this weekend, Apa has changed up his shirtless formula enough that I think I'm back in it again kinda! K.J. Apa dressed as a rainbow merman, and posted a pic of him sprawled out poolside looking all kinds of fish. Apa's legendary abs are glistening in the sun and his arms and pecs are as wildly defined as ever. Before seeing this picture the idea of a merman never got my juices flowing, but now I can say that I've fallen for the half man/half fish idea - hook line and sinker! Dad joke alert.
Should we move on from K.J. if he's not going to go pornographically nude for Jesus, or is there still something here? Spillz in the comments plz and thx!
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