Dodger Player Clayton Kershaw Adjusts His Penis And Balls On Screen

August 20, 2020
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If you read anything about sports, you know that this season Major League Baseball players are fucked, plucked, and sitting ducks. Unlike the NBA, MLB booted up without a comprehensive COVID-19 plan in place, and as such, many teams have fallen behind their schedules as players tested positive, and now MLB officials are cobbling together a shoestring season that will culminate in a modified World Series win that no one will take seriously.

"Clayton Kershaw serving chest" & "looks like the count is two balls and no strikes" both work here. pic.twitter.com/ahJa8hjJSz
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) August 17, 2020

But while Major League Baseball might be the laughing stock of the sports world, we must remember one thing. These brave men. These brave stupid men. All have penises and balls. And as they must wear cups to protect said penis and balls from injury, four out of five dentists agree that they're more likely to adjust their junk on camera. And isn't that what sports are about?

Clayton Kershaw took the MLB's patented DGAF 'tude to the dugout, where he casually grabbed his scotular region while also wearing a very come-hither open blouse! The fact that his teammates can be seen laughing lets us know that they were probably all aware that the camera was rolling. Don't laugh boys. If you joined in maybe more people would watch baseball!