Kennedy’s Grandson Stole The DNC With His Fuckability

August 19, 2020
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On Saturday, I paddled around manhattan! And I wrote about it for New York Magazine! Link in bio lol!!

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John F. Kennedy's grandson is twenty-seven-year-old Jack Kennedy Schlossberg, and while honoring his grandfather's legacy at the Democratic National Convention last night, he honored something else as well. His family's dedication to hotness. When your grandmother is Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and your grandfather is JFK and your uncle is JFK Jr. (whom Jack happens to bear a striking resemblance to) the odds are really in your favor, genetically speaking. Like, this would be more of a scoop if Jack Kennedy Schlossberg wasn't a fuckpiece and a half.

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Oh but he is. Jack took the stage with his mother Caroline, but pretty much everyone and their DILF immediately closed out of that tab and Googled "Jack Kennedy Schlossberg shirtless" the second they saw his Superman good looks. It turns out that Jack does have a proud history of posting sexy athletic shirtless pics on Instagram! He has the blue blood bod that his pedigree all but guaranteed that he would have, complete with an effortless lean build and exquisitely distributed bawdy hair. I don't know a lot about the Kennedy family, but if he were to marry me, would I technically be the princess of Genovia?!

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