NEW: Shia LaBeouf Shows His Penis, BUT He’s Also Bloody

It's two steps forward and one step back with Shia LaBeouf's latest nude scene. He stars in the 2020 crime drama The Tax Collector, and in one shot we get to see Shia's fully nude body! But, and it's a big but, he's also beaten and bloody. You win some you lose some?

Honestly at this point I can't quite gauge the world's appetite for a nude Shia LaBeouf, so maybe this penis scene would be an L even without the blood. Take for example the Battle of the Bulge between Shia LaBeouf and James McAvoy. I assumed that, based on name recognition alone, if nothing else, Shia would beat out James. But in fact 70.4% of people voted for James!

So does that leave us with a big bloody penis that no one actually wants to see? Maybe. Maybe. Yet here it is. Check out Shia LaBeouf's cock in The Tax Collector and let me know on a scale from one to ten how little Shia turns you on these days!

(See some of our happier times with Shia LaBeouf here)