Robert Pattinson Says He Actually Orgasmed On Screen In That Gay Movie

July 30, 2020
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Back in 2008 Robert Pattinson starred in a Salvador Dalí biopic titled Little Ashes in which he got gay with Javier Beltrán. He also tucked his penis between his legs and pubed out in front of the mirror Buffalo Bill style.

But we're here to talk about his scenes with Javier Beltrán. In one, Javier Beltrán has sex with a woman while Pattinson's Dalí watches and pleasures himself. His facial expressions insinuate that he cums to completion, but according to an interview Pattinson did after the movie's release, his orgasm wasn't acting. It was the real thing! He stated:

[Faking it] just doesn’t work. So I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm face is recorded for eternity.

This fun bit of Hollywood trivia is making the rounds again on the Dark Gay Web, but I'm not going to let the latest gay clickbait (dickbait?) fly without a little context. Pattinson has a proud tradition of lying through his teeth during interviews. He's a consummate lovable weirdo and troll. For example, once while dishing on his circus movie Water for Elephants on The Today Show, Pattinson spilled on the time he saw a clown die at the circus:

The first time I went to see the circus, somebody died. One of the clowns died. His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him.

(PRO TIP: You can open this The Cut article in an incognito window to read the full craziness.) Matt Lauer asked if Pattinson was being serious, and Pattinson replied with even more detail about the big top tragedy he witnessed as a child:

Seriously. Yeah. My parents had to — everybody ran out. It was terrifying. It was the only time I’ve ever been to the circus.

BUT THEN. During a later interview Pattinson clarified:

I said those things. But I actually made the whole thing up. It’s coming back to haunt me. I said it on some show. It was really early in the morning the day after the New York premiere. Someone asked me what my experience with the circus was and I was like, I have nothing interesting to say. I don’t know why I said that!

Also, when he was twenty-two Pattinson told a story about dinner with a stalker that I can't prove is fake... (but I'm pretty damn sure is fake):

I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks – all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.

My point isn't to undermine Robert Pattinson's credibility. On the contrary, I think he's a very credible troll. I'll let you guys check out his alleged real orgasm scene from 2008's Little Ashes below and decide for yourself if it's real or not!