K.J. Apa’s Back Has Me Scared For My Daddy

July 28, 2020
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Daddy I'm scared. K.J. Apa reposted a workout video from his trainer to his Instagram Story, and the result is something that I've now studied on repeat at least two dozen times. We only see Apa's back, but it's enough to let us know that he caught the workout bug in a major way. In that he looks like a bug. Mamaw. The man has an exoskeleton.

And I live! Get you a man with a protective shell. Oh, my man? He can fall off a roof and doesn't get a scratch. Your man? He's just full of bones.

From looking at Apa's shredded abs, complete with backup abs should the main abs be unable to fulfill their duties, I should have known that every part of K.J. Apa was defined to perfection. But before this workout video I never thought about his back. Now? It's all I think about.

My back looks like an 8.5 x 11 sheet of printer paper. Apa's back looks like the underside of a car. Guys. My mind is blown. Are you into Apa's shredded back? Does he need to dial it down, or dial it up until he turns into a Transformer? Spillz!