Nyle DiMarco Just Posted Tons Of Shirtless And Speedo Vids

July 8, 2020
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because i miss summer [in europe]
A post shared by Nyle DiMarco (@nyledimarco) on Jul 5, 2020 at 10:19am PDT

Like many of us, Nyle Dimarco is missing summer as usual, but unlike many of us, summer as usual for Nyle entails galavanting around the coast of Europe in a Speedo that flaunts his breathtakingly perfect body hair distribution and eternal six-pack. If that specific summer memory applies to you as well, call me.

NE WAYZ, you certainly don't need for me to tell you that Nyle is one of the tallest ass drinks of water that Gay Gawd has ever bestowed the LGBTQ spectrum (Nyle identifies as sexually fluid (whereas I identify fluid in my pants when I see Nyle)) and I would like to personally thank him for adding some much-needed moisture to my Insta feed.

In Nyle's scrapbook of summer MANmories we get a video of him filling the holly goshdarn heck out of some Speedos before doing a backward flip into the ocean.

And a video of him sashaying onto a patio shirtless with wine in hand.

These are in addition to plenty of saucy pics that I have a sneaky suspicion will be enough to get you through this rando Wednesday. Nyle, thanks for the summer fapbook! I meannnnn scrapbook 🤭