People Don’t Quite Understand K.J. Apa’s New Shirtless Dance

July 7, 2020
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K.J. Apa has been on a social media tear recently - not only posting four new Instagram pics since we last caught up with his new shaggy beard - but also casually becoming the kween of Tik Tok (under the name @fifiisqueen)! He can't stop won't stop posting TikTok vids. Apa joined TikTok just yesterday and has already posted four vids that are capturing the hardons and minds of a generation. Yes, there's this:

@fifiisqueenI can’t stop♬ Stunnin' (feat. Harm Franklin) - Curtis Waters

But the video people can't get over - not to mention fully comprehend - goes as such:

DOES HE NOT HAVE A SPINE OR SMTH ? pic.twitter.com/TZMUaNCBIs
— ²⁸ ◟̽◞̽ (@Jessica_sykes15) July 6, 2020

Apa seems to defy physiology as he contorts his shirtless bawdy on a house patio. He looks like a spider that got sprayed with Raid, and mamaw, I am queer for it! This is a bit of a deep cut, but I actually think K.J. Apa's dance moves in this TikTok video are similar to Ralph Fiennes' in A Bigger Splash:

Yes? No? Apa is really working overtime in the shirtless thirst trap department, because in addition to the shirtless TikTok video above, he also just posted this insanely drool-worthy shirtless pic on the beach.