Top Five Hottest Celebrity Penises In The Bathtub

What is it about a man letting it all hang out in the tub that's so unquestionably hot? Seriously, there's some true magic at work every time a man strips down to wash off his penis and balls in the tub, and today the fine folks at Mr. Man have captured that magic and are sharing it with the world. Below you can find the top five hottest celebrity chubs in the tub. Three men in a tub? Mamaw. Try five.

5) Louis Garrel and Michael Pitt in The Dreamers

At number five it’s Louis Garrel and Michael Pitt in 2003’s The Dreamers. We get two chubs for the price of one as Garrel and his on-screen sis Eva Green indoctrinate Pitt into their relative...ly hot threesome.

4) Kieran O'Brien in 9 Songs

Irish hunk Kieran O'Brien nabs the number four spot with 2004’s 9 Songs. It’s more like 9 inches when his erect uncut penis gets the foot job treatment in the tub.

3) Paul Dawson in Shortbus

Third place goes to Paul Dawson in 2006’s Shortbus. He films his submerged schlong as he takes a leak in the tub! When you gotta go you gotta go.

2) Daniel Craig in Love is the Devil

Our runner up chub in the tub is Daniel Craig in 1998’s Love is the Devil. We get an amazing look at Bond’s 007 inches as he casually lets it all hang out in front of the camera.

1) Tom Mercier in Synonym

And the best ever chub in the tub belongs to none other than Tom Mercier in 2019’s Synonym. The biggest cock on this list (and one of the biggest in Hollywood history) even gets a tug as Tom briefly pleasures himself. Tub. Chub. Rub. This movie has it all...