Oh. My. Glob. K.J. Apa Did That Song Association Thing

June 25, 2020
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You guys know from this Darren Criss post that I love a sexy man with a great voice. Turns out that combo is more of a Darren Criss thing than a K.J. Apa thing. Riverdale's resident quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat sat down with Elle to film one of their Song Association videos a staggering three months ago, but I'm just now catching wind of it. So if this is insanely stale news to you, IDK, call your DILF.

But for the rest of you, wow. Wow. Are you in for a treat. Apa is the definition of "effortlessly sexy" here. We get all the hot Kiwi tongue we can handle.... as Apa awkwardly reveals himself to have little to no natural musical ability. The man has no tone. And yet. The talent I see before me. Unstoppable.

Apa obviously speaks in an American accent on Riverdale, so witnessing his natural New Zealand hotness here is really crucial for building out those spank bank libraries. That accent + that face + that bod + that hair - that voice? Heaven! Speaking of heaven, check out I Still Believe, now in theaters. #PraiseBe