I Want Thomas Elms To Spit On My Bussy

June 22, 2020
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STORY TIME. The Order is a Netflix series that explores the eternal feud between werewolves and practitioners of dark magic. Season two was just released, and with it Thomas Elms' first shirtless onscreen appearance eva. The Order is certainly in the vein of other CW and CW-esque supernatural series such as Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and Riverdale. The unlikely marriage of sexy twenty-somethings and the dark arts is a winning Hollywood combo and I am queer for it! But more importantly. I'm queer for one specific man. A man who needs to spit where? Betwixt. My. Bussy.

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*McConaughey voice* This looks like a perfectly good time to take my shirt off
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That man? Thomas fother mucking Elms. Jake Manley is actually the star of The Order - and certainly I'm not complaining about his nude scenes this season* (or his previous nudity on Casual** for that matter) - but there's something about his costar Thomas Elms that is doing it for me in an intense and borderline problematic way. Like this man isn't spitting on my bussy, and that's a problem.

Thomas plays one of Jake's college crew, and what's so damn great is that he's the show's token gay! Who'd you rather: Thomas Elms or Casey Cott? There's only one correct answer. Thomas swaps spit with Adam DiMarco during a nizasty gay makeout in episode three, but really steals the show in the season two premiere when he premiers his bawtie complete with some side ass.

But tbh and imho, Thomas Elms' Instagram is where you'll need to go if you want the true lowdown on his hotness. The Canadian has a gorgeous face that's equal parts Joe Alwyn and Matt Damon, and a bod that literally refuses to quit. L I T E R A L L Y.

Check out some of Thomas Elms' hottest moment yet and head to the comments to let us know which part of your bussy you want Thomas to spit on and how much spit you would ideally like involved!

See the full The Order nude and shirtless scenes here