Shawn Mendes Shirtless With Barellllyyyyy-There Bulge-ish Thing

 

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One day on tour somewhere

A post shared by Shawn Mendes (@shawnmendes) on May 19, 2020 at 6:10pm PDT

With the combination of warm weather and boredom, plenty of gorgeous Insta thirst bots are posting plenty of hot pics that we could discuss at length. But I must give credit where credit is due and post about this measly morsel of shirtlessness that Shawn Mendes served his Insta followers a week ago.

Why? Because even though we can get more skin (and more timeliness - Mendes states that this pic was taken "One day on tour somewhere") from other thirst bots, Mendes is just plain damn gorgeous. I mean guys, he really is. Sure his romantic life is easy to make fun of...

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's walk is as slow as the month of March feels. https://t.co/flhUdZcUzB pic.twitter.com/GcS5iDaUF7

— E! News (@enews) March 31, 2020

But this man is a fucking tsunami of sex appeal and I just can't let a shirtless pic from him go unnoticed. I simply can't! I won't. I refuse.

In addition to giving us a look at his healthy athletic shirtless bod as he's sprawled out on the grass, astute observers will notice that - with a dash of creativity and a sprinkle of hope - we can sorta maybe kinda make out some sort of bulge situation.

The shorts are resting on something that is probably his penis, so, who are you to tell me this doesn't qualify as a bulge! Are you the damn bulge police? Get off my damn back! Anyway, obviously it's been a big day here at BulgeFinder.gov.