Is This Our Best Look At Pete Buttigieg’s Nipples To Date?

May 18, 2020
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I really backed myself into a corner by developing an undying lust for a man who refuses to go shirtless - MY daddy Pete Buttigieg - but a pic I came across on the ol' 'Gram is shedding some light on an area that I once feared would remain in darkness forever: Pete's nipples.

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Yeah, he definitely works out 💪 #petebuttigieg #mayorpete #bootedgeedge #wintheera #peteforamerica #teampete
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No, Pete Buttigieg is not shirtless in this black and white image snapped during Pete's days as the mayor of South Bend. But he is swerving bawdy with a side of awdy awdy, and thanks to the combo of his thin white shirt and the apparent frigid temp, we get a look at his hard nipples!

And frankly, the nipples are just the nip of the iceberg here. As this Instagrammer states "Yeah, he definitely works out." You just know Buttigieg has one of those sturdy defined daddy bods and you just know it's smothered by a thicket of pitch-black hair. You 👏 just 👏 know 👏