I was today years old when I realized that Hollywood bad boy Shia LaBeouf has a fully tatted bod! As we've seen him shirtless and seemingly without tats in The Peanut Butter Falcon just last year, not to mention fully nude sans tats in a handful of relatively recent projects, I never stopped to consider that he might be using makeup to cover such tats as the word "CREEPER" as well as a woman bending over to kiss a clown. But here we are.
just found out shia labeouf has a massive torso tattoo that says "CREEPER". am also pretty sure those are mickey mouse hands underneath his belly button. im left with more questions than answers pic.twitter.com/01SEcWDnuV
— i am once again asking for your support (@apesrnotmonkeys) May 6, 2019
The shock I'm feeling now is similar to what I felt when I realized - along with the rest of the world - that Ben Affleck has a massive mural of a phoenix on his back.
Is Ben Affleck’s massive phoenix tattoo a majestic shriek for help? https://t.co/b8upFL4BEC pic.twitter.com/3TDbaFp6Xt
— Slate (@Slate) March 29, 2018
But am I the last to know about Shia? There doesn't seem to be a shortage of paparazzi images of Shia going for shirtless runs in LA, so maybe I just missed the boat on this one. Much like Shia's chest tat, I'm feeling like a clown.
Do you guys prefer Shia with or without the tats? Let us know in the comments!