How Many Times Have You Given Yourself A Facial?

Giving myself a facial during isolation 😏 felt amazing with with my vibrator in! pic.twitter.com/B0cl2ySbyC

— Teddy (@selfsuck1919) April 17, 2020

...A) Prior to the last two months and B) During the past two months?  If the second number isn't higher we'll know that you're lying.