Ansel Elgort Just Posted His Pubes For COVID-19 Relief

 

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A post shared by ansel (@ansel) on Apr 21, 2020 at 10:50am PDT

Ansel Elgort went Gay Internet viral a couple of weeks ago for flaunting his massive penis in basketball shorts, but now he's truly outdone himself by posting his basically nude bod to Instagram! There's a LOT to unpack with this photo, starting with the fact that if you follow his prompt to click on his "OnlyFans" link in his bio, you're actually directed to a Go Fund Me account for Brooklyn Hospital battling the coronavirus. To directly quote the coworker who sent this to me "Damn his beautiful body and beautiful soul."

We also need to address the fact that, ::sucks in air through teeth:: yeah... it would appear Ansel's dad took this nude shower picture. His dad, the famous fashion photographer Arthur Elgort, is tagged in the photo, and presumably no one else would be around during quarantine to snap Ansel's pic. So, yeah Ansel's dad took a photo of his adult naked body. In the South we call it something different but I guess in New York it's art.

The third aspect of Ansel Elgort's naked COVID-19 relief picture that needs addressing is... where his peen go tho? Ansel famously has a penis the size, shape, and flavor of a Jimmy John's sandwich, but in this image it appears as though his thumb does the trick of hiding not only his penis, but also his balls. Am I missing something?

Anyway, intriguing day for the arts!