There’s A Ross Lynch Underwear Compilation On YouTube

April 10, 2020
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Jesus once said that the best things in life are free, and after seeing this hella random Ross Lynch underwear compilation on YouTube, I have to agree! Money isn't going to buy me 2:34 minutes with Disney's snarkiest starlet majorly bulging out in a dozen or so different pairs of manties. At least not any amount of money I have on hand.

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Ross Lynch has one of those insanely flat and defined stomachs that makes me think that maybe, just maybe, Family Size Tostitos bags aren't single serving. Maybe. Still doing to math. But maybe. He also has the happiest happy trail in Hollywood and a tight yet plump twunk ass that literally needs to be squeezed. I don't even care who does it. Just someone, please, squeeze that thing!

I'm sure that we could Google any celebrity name followed by "underwear compilation" and find something, and quite frankly, yeah, I think I'm going to do that. Like right now. Thanks Jesus!