Dylan Sprouse Hairy In ‘Banana Split’ If You Give a Split

April 9, 2020
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While Dylan and Cole Sprouse are identical twins, everyone out there is bound to have a favorite. And I'm thinking most people favor Cole. Sorry! When someone sent me these pics of Dylan Sprouse shirtless in something called Banana Split I literally thought "Why is someone sending me pics of Chloë Grace Moretz?" Like joking aside, is this Chloë Grace Moretz? Guys I think we're writing a post about Chloë Grace Moretz.

Cole Sprouse obviously found a second wind after childhood Disney stardom thanks to his starring role as Jughead on Riverdale. If his character happens to be in the same frame as K.J. Apa we even cover him on here. Dylan on the other hand took to doing more artistic indie projects, including 2018's Banana Split. (It screened at TIFF in 2018 but just hit streaming late last month.) Banana Split is a critically-acclaimed (90% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes) teen high school comedy about a girl who splits with her boyfriend only to find herself interested in his new girlfriend.

That girlfriend? Dylan Sprouse. Honestly it's probably just the hair that isn't doing it for me re: Dylon Sprouse's sex appeal, but, yeah, no. I got a Sprouse Goose in my pants. What about you guys? Spillz!

(Thankfully Banana Split does bring the hotness in other ways. In this scene below you can see Jacob Greenfeld and a bunch of unidentified actors nude with just their hands covering their penises and balls!)