Super Hot Guy From The Nun Jonas Bloquet Shows Dick!

April 3, 2020
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Jonas Bloquet is a piece and a damn half, and if you saw The Conjuring spinoff The Nun you probably thought to yourself "The Nun? More like The Cum! Nom nom nom lol jk." Jonas Bloquet is a French ball of sex with hot scruff, stormy blue eyes, and dick sucking lips up to here. He obviously didn't go nude in The Nun (though I still remember thinking that this dude was possibly my future lover and father of my children), and believe it or not he hasn't shown off his bawdy on screen prior to 2020.

Everything changed with the French movie Filles de joie, which translates to Working Girls. It's some rando movie about a bunch of hookers, but it happens to be where we see Jonas Bloquet's French cock and balls. In a slo-mo GIF over at OMG Blog we can see his package bouncing around in bed! We also get a glimpse of Jonas' super sexy blonde ass fuzz.

Filles de joie was only released mid-March, and I can't find it streaming anywhere, so Lawd knows where these images came from. I don't want to get in trouble with the French penis mafia so I'm going to send you over to OMG Blog to see le hawtness.

Side Note: You know what else is kind of weird? Jonas Bloquet doesn't have one shirtless picture on Instagram! Like, is he okay?