So Pete Buttigieg Now Has A Porny Buzzcut

April 1, 2020
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Since it's #CensusDay2020 we just completed ours! It's one of the most important things you can do right now to ensure resources and representation for your community.
Fill it out by mail (like we did), by phone, or online at https://t.co/WouwsJNcVk pic.twitter.com/0Tt4xRoIlZ
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) April 1, 2020

Well exqueeze the hell out of me Mr. Sexy! That's my pickup line btw. Anytime I see a hot guy at a bar I go "Well exqueeze the hell out of me Mr. Sexy!" and the guy is usually all "You're so bad baby you make me hot." Anyway yesterday I was minding my own damn business when Pete Buttigieg had the auDADcity to show up on my Twitter feed with a porny buzzcut! Well exqueeze the hell out of... NMV.

Mayor Pete is dishing on the race, media, problems with the primary process during @GUPolitics live event. @PeteButtigieg #GUVirtualForum pic.twitter.com/2bVlnNcGCi
— Paul Bedard (@SecretsBedard) March 31, 2020

Anyway this look is super de duper sexy and gives us a taste of just how wildly fuckable Pete was in the army. I'd like to wage warfare on his trench ifyaknowwhatImean. Nom nom nom.

Happy Veterans Day, @PeteButtigieg. Not only a loving husband but a devoted public servant who continuously puts people, and country, before himself. I am in awe of you and so thankful for you. pic.twitter.com/JEzztXofMS
— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chas10Buttigieg) November 11, 2018

Like most gays Pete Buttigieg has been experimenting with his lewk quite a bit since self-isolating. First he grew a daddy af beard and now he's swerving ASSghanistan realness again with this buzzcut.

https://t.co/TsahqyAYds
— Georgetown Politics (@GUPolitics) March 31, 2020

So far we've only seen Pete's new 'do during his Q&A with Georgetown Politics as well as his thrilling #CensusDay2020 post with hubby Chasten (top of page). What will be next for Pete's ever-evolving look?