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Christopher Meloni Is Your Biological Daddy In “Quarantine Kilt”

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Just took a DNA test. Turns out. Christopher Meloni is. 100%. Your DADDY! Like damn. Christopher Meloni is fifty-eight-years-old but his body will be the last to know. He took to Twitter to share a pic of himself only wearing his trusty "Quarantine Kilt," and trust, if I had a body like this, I'd come up with even weirder excuses to tweet it out to the world! Chris sports super defined abs, amazing pecs, and a lack of body fat that almost makes me feel like he HASN'T been eating Cadbury Eggs like potato chips. I knew I was doing something wrong!

Chris asks his followers if they prefer his ~lewk~ with or without the glasses, and I'd have to say the glasses, personally, aren't the issue. If you see a reply tweet under his pic that says "SHOW UZ UR TWAT" ::wink:: you'll know who it's from. In order to fully celebrate this much-needed distraction, I'll leave you guys with some of Christopher Meloni's best fully nude shots from Oz. My dad's hot.

 

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