Cameron Dallas Unleashes His Huge Snake On Instagram!

March 24, 2020
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MY DAY IS OFFICIALLY MADE
A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Mar 21, 2020 at 2:04pm PDT

NOT CLICKBAIT! As of this weekend we know that Californians famously aren't the best at social distancing - with many of them overcrowding popular trails and beaches. They can't stop won't stop baby! While Hollywood's snarkiest starlet Cameron appears to be adhering to California's mandate by getting in his outdoor time on a secluded trail away from people, he might have gotten his signals crossed when it comes to one of the pandemic's most important teachable moments. We're supposed to limit interaction with wild animals henny, not grab snakes and swing them around in front of our dogs henny!

In this Insta post Dallas is looking all cute and twinky in just his sweatpants and beanie. Not only does he grab onto his big fat juicy snake, but he even calls over his dog to check it out with him. Kinky! It's just great to see that Californians continue to be their true authentic selves no matter what the circumstance. As if this snake handling wasn't sexual enough for all of your sexual needs, in a video that he JUST posted, Dallas spits his fluid at they camera before giving us a breathy "Hey."

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morning people
A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Mar 24, 2020 at 10:55am PDT

And before any of you h8ers say ANYTHING, yes Cameron Dallas is a celebrity! I mean I can't prove it or anything, but, sure, ya, he's famous I think probably!