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Black Monday is back for season two on Showtime and oh mama. Oh. mama. We weren't ready. We were not ready or even remotely prepared to stan this hard, and yet here we are, stanning. I'm just a girl, stanning in front of a boy. Okay but really, I lowkey fell in lust with the openly gay actor Andrew Rannells during his nude scenes on GIRLS, and now our gurl is back and nude on the first two episodes of Black Monday's sophomore season. And I have no choice but to... wait we already did that. Is social distancing making anyone else feel a little clinically insane?
What's really fucking toite is that Rannells is joined by his IRL boyfriend Tuc Watkins. This man is the daddy of all daddies and we get to see the two of them get their gay on in bed together.
When Andrew Rannells gets out of bed he slips us his ass.
In a completely separate scene Rannells has a workout montage in his tighty-whities, sans a couple shots of dat a$$. Just saying that if he and Tuc wanted to dabble in porn together I wouldn't file a cease and desist.
Finally, what's really REALLY fucking toite about Black Monday is that there's an uncredited dude who shows his juicy cock!
What doesn't this show have? Besides viewership.