Because Of Daniel Craig’s GQ Spread My Butthole Is Under Construction

March 9, 2020
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Sorry ma'am you'll need to use the opposite sidewalk if you're going this direction. This side is closed for construction. Because this side... we'll it's a butthole attached to someone who just saw Daniel Craig's smawowking hot spread for GQ. Yes, that spread. Thanks, we knew you'd understand. End scene.

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Anyway so yeah I had to hire some construction workers to rehab my butthole because the thing just completely gave out after seeing Daniel Craig's gorgeous muscly daddy bod and upper pubic hair for little days in his insanely sexy pics for the latest GQ Magazine!

"The biggest ideas are love and tragedy and loss. They just are. And that’s what I instinctively want to aim for.” #NoTimeToDie #DanielCraig https://t.co/yd1wFeP7Um
— British GQ (@BritishGQ) March 9, 2020

His latest and final James Bond movie, No Time to Die, was originally set to be released in April - hence the spread as well as Craig's publicity tour. However because of the coronavirus the release has been postponed until November. But no matter. Surely the pornographic pics offered up in this spread are far hotter and gayer than anything Daniel Craig would ever do on screen as James Bond.

Oh wait.

When #JamesBond calls, you answer ☎️#NoTimeToDie star #DanielCraig in our April cover story.
Photographs by Lachlan Bailey.
Words by @samknightwrites.
Full interview: https://t.co/yf4AHfeTGS pic.twitter.com/AkIrmD4e9S
— British GQ (@BritishGQ) March 9, 2020