From Mr. Man:
Today I’m so hungry I need more than a snack. I need… a meal. Emile Hirsch that is! The sexy and scruffy actor’s actor was positively edible in 2004’s The Girl Next Door, where he enlisted the help of a booty double for a yummy nude scene!
Thankfully Emile was less shy in the following year’s skater movie Lords of Dogtown when he let his skater crack slip out from his boxers. Now there’s something you’ll want to nosegrind.
Emile’s nudity streak continued in 2006’s Alpha Dog. His ass is so cute you’ll be dreaming of your perfect future together complete with his and Hirsch towels. Aha.
Our first taste of frontal came in next year’s acclaimed indie Into the Wild. Emile’s character escaped to the wilderness to find himself, while audiences just found his big penis and au natural bush during a skinny dipping scene.
The 2000s continued to be the decade of Emily Hirsch with Ang Lee’s 2009 period piece Taking Woodstock. Take stock of Emile’s wood as he strips nude with his hippie friends in pubic. I mean public...
And finally, Hirsch’s hot nude bod made it as far as 2012, when he delivered his last nude scene, in Twice Born. Soak up Hirsch’s amazing hairy chest, smooth perfect ass, and sizable package as he slips into the tub!
Hey, what do you pay Emile Hirsch to keep him quiet? Hirsch money. Aha, goodnight everyone!