Queer Abby’s Back From Rehab. Send Her Your Questions Now!

A week of yacht hopping with Demi Lovato and Sarah Hyland turned out to be more than Queer Abby could take. What was supposed to be a fun girls' vacation turned into a belligerently coked-out Abby being passed from Sheikh to Sheikh up and down the Amalfi Coast like a bottle of hand sanitizer in Wuhan Province.

Unfortunately, things got worse before they got better for Queer Abby.

After a month-long blackout Abby woke up in a rural Western Pennsylvania open-air Fentanyl market. With not a penny to her name, Abby's body became her only currency. Thankfully for her, it was a good body. She sucked and fucked herself Westward across the Great Lakes region, all the while ingesting anything even remotely resembling drugs or alcohol - whatever it took to keep her from realizing what her life had become.

This wide (and increasingly resourceful) net for vices led Abby to Ortho Weed B Gon, which became her drug of choice. The drug of choice doctors at Chicago's New Hope Recovery Center later told us had nearly killed Abby by the time they found her collapsed on their front lawn. The human outline of dead crabgrass is visible to this day.

After a month in rehab, Abby is feeling better and learning to love again.

All of this is to say that Queer Abby had a good excuse for being gone so damn long okay! Please send her your relationship, sex, and general life questions by emailing [email protected] or using our anonymous Google Form!

See previous Queer Abby questions HERE for inspiration