Here Are Nudes From The 2020 Oscar Nominees Including Banderas’ Muppet Nose Penis

January 17, 2020
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From Mr. Man:

Some people got stiffed with this year’s Oscar Nominations, but you’ll just get stiff when peeping the delish dudity from this year’s nominees! Antonio Banderas received his first nomination ever for Pain & Glory. There’s nothing painful about looking at his glorious fat cock in False Eyelash.

We think Jojo Rabbit got its Best Picture nomination in no small part because of Sam Rockwell and Alfie Allen’s closeted chemisty. They both previously gave us a biology lesson when they showed cock - Sam in Box of Moonlight and Alfie in Game of Thrones!

Little Women are cool and all, but what about the fellas? Like, oh, I don’t know, Timothée Chalamet for examp? He showed his tight tush in Call Me By Your Name, where he even unleashed a massive load on Armie Hammer! Then there’s Louis Garrel, who flashed a little something called his uncut cock in The Dreamers.

Finally, first comes love, then comes Marriage… Story, then comes Adam Driver’s… hot ass in almost too many scenes to count on Girls!

Time for a Quickie! Netflix’s drag queen sitcom AJ and the Queen swerves up Constantine Rousouli’s wildly beefy booty and Gus Kenworthy’s ex Matthew Wilkas’ sups hairy haunches. And before you check out the new second season of Sex Education, we summed up the season one guylights in THIS MANtage. Any questions?

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