You guys know that my greatest fear - yes at this point I would go so far as to say fear - is that Nick Jonas would do something as disgusting as engaging in some sort of sexual activity with his brother Joe. It's just A) gross that the idea is even being thrown around and B) frankly a sign of the disintegrating moral fibers that once wove together a nation of standards and decency. I mean Joe. And Nick. 96ing each other's fat hairy penises? I. JUST. FUCKING. CAN'T. TODAY. Truly grotesque.
Which is why I was shocked and appalled to see that on the cover photo for the Jonas Brothers' latest single, What A Man Gotta Do To Fuck His Brother, Nick sensually grabs his meaty crotch right in front of Joe and that other guy! Nick, I beg of you. Please stop grabbing your penis and balls in front of Joe and whatever you do, do NOT rub them on his hairy chest. Like PLEASE.
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