We All Want To Sex Up Penn Badgley In ‘You’ Right?

Please dear Gay Gawd tell me that at least one of you reading this right now watched season two of You featuring Penn Badgley on Netflix. PLEASEEEEE. For the rest of you, be warned that this post contains light spoilers about a verrrry stupid series. You is about a guy who falls obsessively in love with women to the point of murdering them if their romantic trajectory doesn't go his way, and while some people online feel inner turmoil for falling penis head over heels for the lead problematic hot dude, I do not. I can fix him!

Haha joe do be committing crimes tho😳 #YouNetflix #YouSeasonTwo pic.twitter.com/BJFmCpSNoX

— julia rob hurts (@syddang) December 29, 2019

"anyone who has a crush on joe is trash"
y'all: pic.twitter.com/F1c0elE9zP

— YOU (@YouNetflix) December 28, 2019

Gossip Girl star Penn Badgley stars as murderous temptress Joe Goldberg, and fuck is this man gorgeous. Skinnnnny. Hairy chest. Head of H A I R. Eyes. Cheekbones. Violence against women. It's all there. My friend pointed out that while You is sort of about the patriarchy maybe, it's mostly about eroticism - playing into the same vag-wetting display of male obsession as seen famously in the Twilight and Fifty Shades franchises. A man loves you so much that he can't live without you and then lowkey murders you? Like hello husband! Nom nom nom bury me alive. What was your favorite part of You season two? How much of Penn Badgley's hair could you fit in your bussy? Check out Penn's hottest scenes from You and let us know!

 

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okay...i know the man on the left is joe goldberg - but who is the mystery man in baseball cap on the right?!?? can anyone help me crack this impossible case???

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Has he finally met his match? YOU S2 is now streaming. pic.twitter.com/Sdg1IhlyGK

— YOU (@YouNetflix) December 26, 2019